Now that I'm about 98.9% sure all has gone the way I believe it has, I am here with a public service announcement:
*ahem* Hear ye, hear ye, people of the ebook reading community! My book "The Keeper's Curse" is now available at all major retailers for just $0.99! Amazing, this is.
*rolls up scroll* That is all. What a great way to start off my 21st year (yes, it's also my birthday - awesome coincidence).
Have a nice day, everybody.